Like A Boss

So take us through a normal day for you:
Wake up.
Like a boss.
Eat mad food.
Like a boss.
Work on my bike.
Like a boss.
Go to the race.
Like a boss.
Sing along to Taylor Swift with four other guys on the way to the race.
Like a boss.
Flirt with the girl in the café so I can use the bathroom without buying anything and end up using the bathroom and getting a free cookie.
Like a boss.
Get dropped on the KOH along with three fourths of the field.
Like a boss.
Chase back on through the “caravan.”
Like a boss.
Hard ass crit.
Like a boss.
First place finisher not in the break.
Like a boss.
Eat more food.
Like a boss.
Pass out.
Like a boss.