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Thursday, February 24, 2011

This Just In

Riders in the domestic peloton are being told to be on the lookout for a bunch of pissed off Aussies and an old, toothless guy. They are wanted in conjunction with a stream of crimes related to ripping legs off. If you see them, please contact your teammates and tell them to "harden the fuck up."

ProTour to Continental, they are out to prove something.


"I do five hours on my easy days." Scary.

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